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Rant 

Oh, I Wish I Was Sipowitz 

Kids, You Tried, You Failed Miserably. The Lesson Is Never Try. 

Phoney Mcring Ring 

It's Your Lucky Day But You Don't Even Know What That Means 

This Room Contains 1,000 Monkeys at 1,000 Typewriters, and Soon They Will Create The Greatest Novel Ever Written. "It Was The Best of Times, It Was The Worst of Times," What Is This Rubbish? 

Dogs With Bees In Their Mouths And When They Bark They Shoot Bees At You 

Gold Bars Discovered By You?