preschool tea party massacre

Tune For Your Titties 

Force Fed Vomit 

I'm Not Racist, I Just Hate Minorities 

High School Yearbook Masturbation 

HIV Infected Fecal Matter 

Sir Rapes-A-Lot 

Lesbian Boy Torture 

You're Just A Hole To Me 

Underage Sleepover Sex Party 

Say Cheese and Get Raped 

Black Girlfriend Killed Grandma 

I've Got MS, Show Me Your Tits 

How Many Licks To The Center Of The Pussy Pop...The World May Never Know 

Drop It Asshole! 

Riggs! 

Doggie Style Cyber Sex With Marilyn Monrobot 

I Fuck On The First Date 

Your Suicide Attempt Was Really Funny 

I Never Forget An Asshole 

We Finally Got A Drummer But Hes Paralyzed From The Neck Down 

Trying To Keep The Body Count At Six 

Some Call It Stalking, I Call It Love 

Dimebag Is Just Like Selena...Dead 

John Denver School Of Flight (Instrumental) 

Pope-Mobile Drive By 

Child Pornography Keeps Me From Killing My Family 

I Took My A.K. To A Nun Shit Sex Orgy 

I'm'a Kill You, You Sick Asshole! 

Bringing Invisibility To A Gun Fight 

If You Got The HIV. Holla At Us (Cause We Never Rock Jimmy Hats) 

I'm Gonna Die On A Toilet, Aren't I? 

Why Are Fat Ugly People Always The Artistic Ones 

Your Baby Is Flatter Than A Short Stack At Ihop 

Mr. Potato Head The Convicted Wife-Beater 

Go Play In Traffic 

I Aint Filming Up Skirts, I'm Spying On Al-Qaeda 

It Fucking Hurts When I Piss 

Just Your Typical Family Sex Dungeon 

I'll Stick My Dancing Shoes Up Your Ass 

Fuck Me Gently... With A Chainsaw 

If You Can't Trust A Mexican Hooker Who Can You Trust 

Of Course I'm Not A Real Person. I'm A Big Piece Of Poop 

On Your Knees Asshole! 

Self-Induced Abortion With A Shake Weight 

I'm Gonna Fuck Me A Moose 

You're Rippin' My Dick Off and Shovin' It Up My Asshole! 

All Dressed Up And No One To Blow 

Fucked At Gunpoint 

Casey Anthony Can Get It Because I Like A Girl With Junk In Her Trunk 

The Gooks Of Hazzard