rosematter

Pull a Fievel and Go West 

Do Re Egon 

I Bet She Gives Great Helmet 

Your Mom Doesn't Count as a Fan, Jesse 

Being Brave Means Having Your Adult Teeth Kicked In 

Chuck Norris Jokes Aren't Funny Anymore 

I Don't Cheat, I Get Results 

Decadence Is Freedom With a Smile 

I Drink to Prepare for a Fight (Tonight I'm Very Prepared) 

Anyone Who Hates John Hinkley Doesn't Understand True Love 

Fool Me Once, Strike One, Fool Me Twice, Strike Three