the sad bastard book club

do you know what two cents would have bought you in my day? 

This May Sound Perverse, But That Is The Sexiest Noose I've Ever Seen 

It's Touching Moments Like This That Remind Me Why We Don't Speak Much 

Maypole Mayday 

The Ruins Of Machu Picchu Were An Ancient Prototype For The Future Of Detroit 

The Choir of Knives Must Sing For Its Supper 

The Pauper Choir of Mathias, Az (Original Version) 

Our Sweet Victory, All Radiant and Still 

Titled 

Thank You Corpses! Your Help Has Been Vital To Our Efforts. We Are Sorry About The Killing You Part... We Got A Bit Carried Away 

Good Fences Make for Good Grudges 

These Townies Will Be the Death of Us 

Mr. Badgerface Would Like to Propose a Solution to Your Problem That Requires Him Eating One of Your Children. Are You Okay With the Terms of This Agreement? Excellent, Then Let's Continue. 

Fuck Heart Attacks! Attack the Heart! 

Entropy Hits on the Seventh 

If We Were Half As Clever, We'd Be Twice As Alive. Unless We Got The Math Wrong, In Which Case... Dead 

back before a time out lasted 10 to 20 years 

Just Keep Talking, It''s Falling on Deaf Ears (Ha Ha) 

After 20 Years of Pouring Gasoline Into the Soil, It's Time to Collect the Harvest 

Do You Know What Two Cents Would Have Bought You In My Day 

Sad Start 

These Zombie Problems Have Gotten Out of Hand, No? 

You Get An 'A' for Effort, But Burning a Pile of Physics Books Won't Curry Favor With the Gods of Construction. It Will Only Piss Off the Laws of Nature