the sound that ends creation

No Rest For The Workin' Man 

Your Mom Is Too Big To Fail 

A Dead Rat Falling From The Ceiling Onto A Table At Buffalo Wild Wings 

A Town Living In Fear Of Roosters 

Dude, My Job Is Smoking The Dankest Of The Dank 

A Bloated Toad Choking On A Fly 

Pulling 562 Teeth All At Once 

Do Kids From Arkansas Ride Horses To School? 

The Cake Mix Drug Bust 

Seeing The World Through The Eyes Of A Bitter Old Man 

Shoving An M80 Into A Super Wasp Nest 

This Is Your Brain On Propaganda 

The Human Race Makes Mistakes You're The Worst I've Seen So Far 

Nothing Ruins Friday More Than Understanding That Today Is Tuesday 

This Alligator Just Wants To Cuddle 

That's Somebody's Mother You're Messing With 

Civil Serpents 

This Math Problem Divides The Internet 

Oldies, Mexican Jazz, Or Mathcore? 

Uncle Sam Wants You! (To Go Fight For A Corporation) 

Storming Area 51 With Water Guns 

Ronald McLandfill 

Bees Don't Care What Humans Think